the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
THIS ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN. My graphic designer soul is sobbing
Nothing beats imagination.
i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless
makin my way downtown
ass is chapped
and I’m home bound.
I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards
YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
THE HOBBIT IS GOING TO BE A HUGE FUCKING MOVIE
AND MARTIN IS THE MAIN FUCKING STAR
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THE MAIN FUCKING STARS OF HUGE FUCKING MOVIES
I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN LIKE ACTUALLY NEED
EVERYONE JOIN ME IN A PRAYER CIRCLE FOR MARTIN FREEMAN TO HOST SNL
CAN THIS PLEASE HAPPEN
There’s these two boys in my school who are always touching somehow. This morning they were holding hands in French class and here one is fondly stroking the other’s arm. When one of my best friend asked them if they were dating the one with the black sweat just smiled while the other one started blushing really hard and just stuttered a weak “what”.
this the cutest thing ever
I wish you earned money in real life like you do in video games
by destroying your enemies
And shaking trees
breaking pots and vases does the opposite in real life
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit